is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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