If i come over, it means nothing
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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