Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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