It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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