So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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