did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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