If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Randomize
