Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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