We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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