They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm sobbing to NWA
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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