we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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