actually, I'm a sock model
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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