actually, I'm a sock model
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
someone owes me an orgasm
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
