the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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