just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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