Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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