pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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