Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
dude i'm inner monologue high
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
i think my cat just said my name.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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