its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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