nut hugger
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I believe in your delicious
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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