yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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