I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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