Umm I'm too high to move.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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