We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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