I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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