I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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