yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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