Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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