There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
