It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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