Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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