when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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