Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think your dad took our porno
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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