he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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