i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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