Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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