We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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