I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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