Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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