Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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