Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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