I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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