He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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