I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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