It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Can I color on your dick again?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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