You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
sex in a hospital.. check
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
