I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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