Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
All the doctor said was why
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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