He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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