i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
But theres a keg here and me gusta
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
lol hangovers are for mortals.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
