If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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