the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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