Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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