There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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