i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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